07.07.08

Girls with Short Hair, Guys with Long Hair

Posted in Other at 1:04 pm by bsdman

You know what grinds my gears? It’s the fact that more and more people don’t cut their hair correctly. We have guys not cutting their hair and we have girls cutting their hair too much.

Guys first since I’m a guy. If you have long hair:
1.) You look fruity. You can read that as “gay” or “queer”.
2.) You look emo. Emo Haircut
3.) You look like Fabio. Fabio Hair
4.) You’re a rockstar. Unless you’re in a successful band (i.e. you can make a living off of your work), you don’t need or look good with long hair

You’re a girl with short hair:
1.) You have cancer/chemo therapy issues. My condolences – no one should ever have to go through that pain.
2.) You look emo: Emo Haircut (I can’t tell if it’s a girl or a boy in the picture, only by the description…)
3.) You’re a dyke: Dyke hair

The kid that annoys me the most is the one from the movie Liar Liar. He needs a haircut. Needs. Desperately. Another annoyance has to do with people wandering around stores – I see guys that look like girls (if you can’t grow facial hair and have long hair you will always look like a girl) and girls that look like guys (if you don’t have chesticles, no facial hair, and have short hair you will always look like a boy).

And that’s what grinds my gears.

06.03.08

10 Year Olds With Cell Phones

Posted in Other at 2:19 pm by bsdman

You know what grinds my gears? 10 year olds with cell phones.

I think what got me the most was seeing a group of 10 year olds talking/texting/messaging each other using their cell phones. All this while sitting next to each other at an ice cream shop. I mean, what happened to actually talking to each other? You know how many people had cell phones when I was a kid? ZERO. We had to use a pay phone to call home. Some might say I’m just being jealous because they have something that I didn’t. Yeah, well I have maturity and responsibility. I didn’t get a cell phone until I could pay for it myself. Likewise I didn’t get a car until I could afford the gas and insurance. I had to get a job to pay for things I wanted. Weird. And that’s what grinds my gears.

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