You know what grinds my gears? It’s the fact that more and more people don’t cut their hair correctly. We have guys not cutting their hair and we have girls cutting their hair too much.
Guys first since I’m a guy. If you have long hair:
1.) You look fruity. You can read that as “gay” or “queer”.
2.) You look emo.
3.) You look like Fabio.
4.) You’re a rockstar. Unless you’re in a successful band (i.e. you can make a living off of your work), you don’t need or look good with long hair
You’re a girl with short hair:
1.) You have cancer/chemo therapy issues. My condolences – no one should ever have to go through that pain.
2.) You look emo: (I can’t tell if it’s a girl or a boy in the picture, only by the description…)
3.) You’re a dyke:
The kid that annoys me the most is the one from the movie Liar Liar. He needs a haircut. Needs. Desperately. Another annoyance has to do with people wandering around stores – I see guys that look like girls (if you can’t grow facial hair and have long hair you will always look like a girl) and girls that look like guys (if you don’t have chesticles, no facial hair, and have short hair you will always look like a boy).
And that’s what grinds my gears.