12.03.08

Gapers Delays

Posted in Things at 6:56 pm by bsdman

You know what grinds my gears? It’s gapers delays.

What is a gapers delay? It’s when some fucktard decides it would be a good idea to get into an accident. And then several other fucktards decide it would be awesome to slow down and GAPE (stare) at the accident.

We’ve all seen accidents – be the common fender-bender or the more insane car flying through the air – so why the hell do we need to slow down and stare at more of them? You’re just going to piss everyone else off. Here, get your jollies out now:

And since traffic has a domino effect, all those fucktards slowing down means my commute takes longer than usual. Three things that will save humanity:
1.) Make acquiring a drivers license much more difficult. If you get more than 10% wrong on your written test YOU SHOULD FAIL.
2.) Remove all airbags from cars and replace with spring-action deadly spikes. I bet jackasses won’t be driving so recklessly on the highway anymore.
3.) If you slow down for an accident that’s happened on the other side of the highway you can be dragged out of your car, beaten with anything (points awarded to the most creative beater), and have your license revoked.

And that’s what grinds my gears.

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