12.03.08

Comcast, Dish, and ATT Advertisements

Posted in People, Things at 7:30 pm by bsdman

You know what grinds my gears? It’s all the stupid commercials from ATT, Comcast, and the Dish network. I mean, people actually get paid to come up with this stuff? Not only are they not creative, they’re downright annoying.

It doesn’t matter if I currently use Comcast for my TV, Phone, and bookie already. I’ll still end up seeing Comcast commercials interrupt my otherwise enjoyable TV watching experience. Same goes for the other two – trust me I’ve seen television shows on all three providers.

In alphabetical order and why they grind my gears:
ATT – I see more ATT vs Comcast commercials than even political ads. That’s a hard feat to accomplish. The bad thing with ATT commercials is that they’re somewhat creative, but are so overplayed that I end up wanting to gouge my eyes out with a spork.

Notice this is a 4 prong spork and not an immitation 3 pronger.

Comcast – That guy talking drives me nuts. If I met him in a bar downtown I’d be kicked out for sure. But not before I smash something glass against his head. Oh I get the commercials just fine – Comcast says that you’d do anything to keep the comcast service. Bullshit. And get a new spokesperson. Not to be sexist or anything, but if you had a hot chick talking I’d be more inclined to not feel like vomiting.

Dish – You’ve really got nothing I want. Satellite is horrible in the different weather we get. When I want to actually watch TV (raining out) I can’t because there’s no signal. ATT has the uverse, Comcast has the cable, you have OHMYGODIHOPEITISNOTRAINING. That’s a technical term too. And your Frank “the ass” commedian isn’t really funny. He’s a tool – a tool with his own TV show. Joke!

ATT:

Comcast:

Dish:

All made by people that earn more than you do. Go figure.

And that’s what grinds my gears.

2 Comments »

  1. Comcastcares1 said,

    December 4, 2008 at 11:15 am

    Thanks for the feedback. I will make sure that it is passed on to the appropriate department.

    Mark Casem
    Comcast Corp.
    National Customer Operations
    We_Can_Help@cable.comcast.com

  2. Q said,

    December 10, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    You know what grinds my gears? The word “comcastic.” And I do use the term “word” loosely.

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