You know what grinds my gears? It’s people that don’t wash their hands after using the restroom. The restroom is the same as the bathroom is the same as the washroom. Hell, you can even call it a powder room.
There’s a book out there called “everybody poops”. It’s true. Everyone poops. But not everyone washes their hands afterwards. I don’t care how careful you are when wiping, I don’t care how many layers of TP you use between your hand and your ass – it’s a fact that at least SOME of the feces will remain on your hand.
Feces on hands leads to feces on food. Food feces. That’s never a good idea. Food feces (FF) leads to various food related diseases – Escherichia Coli (E Coli) comes to mind. Plus, that’s just nasty. Who the hell doesn’t wash their hands after touching near/around shit? Honestly.
A wise man washes his hands after he pees, a wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands.
I used to think: “I can pee without touching anything, so why wash the hands?”. MAPSU has enlightened me. Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up. There’s splashback issues that arise from peeing. However, pee is usually sterile and quite often not very gross indeed (check out how clear your urine is after a night of drinking). But after a large bowel movement? No question about it – WASH!
PS. Use fucking soap too you douche bags. Water with no soap is called “rinsing”. Washing involves being clean.
And that’s what grinds my gears.