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Young Girls Dressing Like Sluts

Posted in People at 1:16 pm by bsdman

You know what grinds my gears?  It’s young girls dressing up like sluts.  Those parents should be ashamed of themselves.  I know when I have a kid (with the blessing of Q and her replication factory), I will not let him/her/it dress up like young girls are nowadays.

I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve seen someone look like they’re ready, willing, and able to jump the bones of something that moves. Then I realize that they’re only 14! I mean WTF. I think someone once said “just because I look like a slut doesn’t mean I am a slut. And just because I look like a rapist doesn’t mean I am a rapist.” You get the idea.

Abercrombie has this for sale:
You can see these at abercrombieKIDS.com. I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess these girls are under 18. Just a guess. Waaaay out there. What parent allows their child to dress like that? And don’t give me the “there’s nothing else out there to buy” excuse. Demand for clothing drives the market. You can shop at sears. They don’t have nearly the same selection of slutty clothes to choose from.

Here’s a shirt I found at cafepress (good site, way overpriced though):

This is just two examples of the moral depravity in this country. There seems to be a lot of blame on manufacturers, video games, musicians etc. No one ever blames the parents or the kids. If you don’t buy your kid slutty revealing clothes, they won’t wear them. Just that easy.

And that’s what grinds my gears.


Girls with Short Hair, Guys with Long Hair

Posted in Other at 1:04 pm by bsdman

You know what grinds my gears? It’s the fact that more and more people don’t cut their hair correctly. We have guys not cutting their hair and we have girls cutting their hair too much.

Guys first since I’m a guy. If you have long hair:
1.) You look fruity. You can read that as “gay” or “queer”.
2.) You look emo. Emo Haircut
3.) You look like Fabio. Fabio Hair
4.) You’re a rockstar. Unless you’re in a successful band (i.e. you can make a living off of your work), you don’t need or look good with long hair

You’re a girl with short hair:
1.) You have cancer/chemo therapy issues. My condolences – no one should ever have to go through that pain.
2.) You look emo: Emo Haircut (I can’t tell if it’s a girl or a boy in the picture, only by the description…)
3.) You’re a dyke: Dyke hair

The kid that annoys me the most is the one from the movie Liar Liar. He needs a haircut. Needs. Desperately. Another annoyance has to do with people wandering around stores – I see guys that look like girls (if you can’t grow facial hair and have long hair you will always look like a girl) and girls that look like guys (if you don’t have chesticles, no facial hair, and have short hair you will always look like a boy).

And that’s what grinds my gears.