06.20.08

Emergency flashers are NOT to be used for parking

Posted in People at 1:07 pm by bsdman

You know what grinds my gears? It’s people that use emergency flashers on their car to signal they can park wherever they damn well please. This grind my gears segment is dedicated to Q. Hi Q!

People drive up to the front of a store and hit the emergency flashers. Then they wander into the store, buy something, and then go back to their car. Park the damn thing. Flashers do not entitle you to park there. That is not a parking spot.

People double park on the street – this is especially bad in major downtowns of major cities (the best City in the world being Chicago). It’s hard enough to navigate down narrow streets with cars parked on both sides. Don’t be a jackass and double park, hit up the emergency flashers, and screw everyone else on the road. You may as well park your car in someone’s lawn, screw their daughter, and then make them pay for the convenience.

And that’s what grinds my (and Q’s) gears.

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